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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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Jewelry stores should just be like: Whether you’re trying to be nice or trying to get laid, we got you covered.

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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I don’t know if I’m still tired or already tired.

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I think God was high when he made me.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.