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Funny blinking quotes

Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Ok. I blinked 182 times. What happens now?

Posted onMay 28, 2026

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