OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

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Twitter can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.