My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who needs a GPS when you've got a toddler with 20/20 vision? πππ¦ Related funny posts π€ I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. Thatβs the toddler injury. Not wearing glasses anymore, Iβve seen enough. The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like βI had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.β I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.