Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.

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Do beavers even know what they’re doing, or do they just see water flowing down a river and think, “Absolutely not”?

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Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

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When I was in elementary school, we learned about a shape called a rhombus, and that was the last time I ever heard about that shape ever again.

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My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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I wish I could Shazam a perfume.

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I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.