Commentary:
Can we at least get some aqueducts thrown in too? Our drains could use an upgrade! 🚗🛣️🏗️
Funny roman quotes
Times New Roman never did anything to anybody. It was a real trooper. Then society unceremoniously dethroned it.
Commentary:
RIP Times New Roman, the true OG font 🖋️👑. Arial and Calibri might be the cool kids now, but they'll never know the struggles of indents and margins like you did! 😂📚
Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”
Commentary:
Well, who says you can't conquer an empire in style? 👠🛡️ Those Roman soldiers sure knew how to make a statement on the battlefield! Fashion-forward warriors, bringing a whole new meaning to the term "fighting in style." 💃💪 Just imagine their enemies' reactions when they showed up in those short, yet tasteful leather skirts! 🤣 #FashionablyFierce #RomanChic
People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.
Commentary:
"From the bold Ariana Grande to the italicized Roman Roy, the world is filled with characters who sound like fonts! 🎶💼🎾✨ Who knew Suella Braverman could be in the same sentence as Bon Iver? 🤔🌟 And poor Jesse Ventura… stuck in Comic Sans. 😂 #FontTastic"
Old people understand Roman numerals. I for one.
Commentary:
"Old people really excel at decoding Roman numerals… I can definitely see the 'I' for one! 😄👴 #RomanNumeralMastery"
Do you ever eat a properly salted meal and suddenly understand why the ancient Romans were willing to be paid in salt?
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When you realize salt isn't just a seasoning, it's a life choice 🍟🧂😋