On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious. Posted onMar 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Next on Hoarders: a tour of all my questionable life choices! πππ Related funny posts π€ Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!” Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isnβt that dirty after all. Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year. I donβt need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time. When animals lead you to a place, itβs so cuteβ¦ like, yes, Iβm still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.