29 funny TV Show quotes - Wordgag

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

May 24, 2026

I get sad whenever they’re mean to Zoidberg in Futurama.

May 24, 2026

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

May 24, 2026

Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

May 23, 2026

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

May 23, 2026

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

May 23, 2026

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

May 22, 2026

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

May 22, 2026

I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.

May 19, 2026

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

May 19, 2026

On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

May 19, 2026

There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

Apr 1, 2026

I’ve watched porn with better writing than Stranger Things.

Apr 1, 2026

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

Apr 1, 2026

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Apr 1, 2026

When you are in your 20s, there is going to be an urge to binge The Sopranos. it is very important that you press play.

Apr 1, 2026

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Mar 31, 2026

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

Mar 31, 2026

America is like that TV show that’s been on for too long, and the writers don’t know what to do, so they just make anything happen.

Mar 31, 2026

At some point in life, you graduate from Family Guy to American Dad.

Mar 31, 2026

The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

Mar 31, 2026

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

Mar 31, 2026

I speak for everyone when I say that finding the balance between watching movies, watching TV shows, and playing video games is harder than any job.

Mar 31, 2026

I can’t watch Sex and the City anymore, because I get really upset at how much money these ladies have.

Mar 30, 2026

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Mar 30, 2026

I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

Mar 30, 2026

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Mar 30, 2026

If a woman watches a TV show alone, who answers all of her questions?

Mar 29, 2026

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

Mar 29, 2026