On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the perfect audio book for "Peace and Quiet". 🎙️😂📚 Related funny posts 🤝 I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time. Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet. Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience. My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.