That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you've finally found the perfect spot for that one surviving dollar! πΈππ€£ Related funny posts π€ Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time. Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldnβt afford to pay in a different color. I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile? I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen. Ever since I was a little girl, Iβve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money when I grew up.