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Witty text about marriage and doctors, humorously suggesting giving up apples.

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Commentary:
"Who knew 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' actually meant you couldn't enjoy them with your doctor spouse anymore? 🍎👩‍⚕️ #ForbiddenFruit"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apple, apples, doctor, downside, eating, food, give, humor, marriage on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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