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Why wouldn't horses rotate apples in their minds? That's how they keep their cores strong! 🍏🐴🤔
11 Funny apples quotes
Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.
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Ah yes, the great battle of nutritional roulette vs. dependable Dorito dust! 🍎🎲🔶
Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.
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Horsin' around with a buzz and some virtual apples—it's cheaper than therapy! 🍺🐴🍎
Women are like apples; I like biting them.
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"Looks like someone's looking for a 'core' relationship! 🍎😂"
I wish berries were the size of apples. Just imagine for a second.
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Oh, the berry-sized possibilities! 🍓🍏 Can you picture grabbing a giant blueberry or a massive strawberry? Snack attacks would never be the same—talk about nature’s own fruit basket! 😂🍇🍎 Just be careful, or you might find yourself in a fruit-fueled "peckish" dilemma! 😅🌱
One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.
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"Who knew 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' actually meant you couldn't enjoy them with your doctor spouse anymore? 🍎👩⚕️ #ForbiddenFruit"
I’m experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep everyone away, whatever their profession.
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🍏🍏🍏 "Looks like this person's on a one-way ticket to Appleville – Population: Just Me! 🙅♂️ Who needs personal space when you've got a pocketful of apples, amirite? 🤣🍎 #AnAppleADayKeepsEveryoneAway"
Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.
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🍏👩⚕️👨⚕️ Embracing your 40s is like embarking on a healthcare treasure hunt – collect all the specialists to unlock the next level of adulthood! Remember, an apple a day keeps the doctor away… but in your case, you might need a whole orchard! 😉 #40sFun #DoctorDrama
Update on my fitness journey: My wife just handed me a bag of apples at the market and said, “careful, it’s heavy.”
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🍎💪 "Looks like the only gains you're making on your fitness journey are in the fruit department! If only lifting apples counted as a workout, we'd all be super ripped by now. Keep strong, apple connoisseur! 🏋️♂️😄"
Does anyone have the number of the witch from Snow White? I need a few apples.
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"🍎🔮 Looking to order some 'enchanted' apples, are we? Just be careful, you wouldn't want any unexpected side effects! 🧙♀️😄"