Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Living in our house is like playing the ultimate game of hide and seek – even the police would be stumped! 🕵️♂️🤪 #MessyLife" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. Ever since I was a little kid I always knew I wanted to struggle to survive. My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive. From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done. I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.