Just had a salad but it didnβt make me laugh like women in stock photos. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who knew salad could be so serious? π₯π Maybe it needs some stand-up dressing! Just lettuce know when you want a good chuckle with your greens! π₯¬π" Related funny posts π€ At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? Itβs called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it. The problem with salad is, itβs salad. I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach. βFries or salad?β sums up every adult decision you have to make.