12 funny messy quotes - Wordgag

Sorry, my bedroom looks like a child with a credit card decorated it. Do you still want to bone?

May 30, 2026

From now on, I’m gonna tell guests that I made my house especially messy just for their visit. It was hard, but I got it done.

May 27, 2026

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

May 26, 2026

What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat?

May 25, 2026

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

May 23, 2026

Teens be like, “You know that crumbled up piece of paper that’s been on the table all week? I need it for school.”

May 23, 2026

My kids had to work extra hard this morning but they were able to get the clean house back to it’s normal messy state just in time for the guests to arrive.

May 23, 2026

I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

May 22, 2026

Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.

May 21, 2026

They say time is the solution to every problem. I’ve been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy.

May 20, 2026

I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch.

May 20, 2026

The lioness does not concern herself with the pile of clothes she moves between bed and chair every day.

May 19, 2026