Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Embrace your role as a walking buffet… mosquitoes gotta eat too! 🍽️🦟😅 Related funny posts 😂 I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it. How do I tell the mosquitoes that I don’t consent? At my size, I’d be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer. Never eat more than you can lift. Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.