33 funny outdoor activity quotes - Wordgag

Turns out, sitting on the porch, feeding birds and squirrels, is a pretty good treatment for depression.

May 30, 2026

Maybe I’m wrong, but I still don’t think our parents realized how far we rode our bikes in the 80s and 90s.

May 29, 2026

A weekend in a log cabin with a hot tub sounds perfect right now.

May 29, 2026

Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

May 29, 2026

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

May 28, 2026

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

May 28, 2026

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

May 28, 2026

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

May 27, 2026

If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

May 27, 2026

I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

May 27, 2026

My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

May 27, 2026

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

May 27, 2026

Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

May 27, 2026

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

May 26, 2026

No, I’m not “dating anyone.” I’m really busy playing outside.

May 26, 2026

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

May 26, 2026

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

May 25, 2026

You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

May 24, 2026

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

May 23, 2026

When gearing up for a mountain climbing adventure it is important to remember to no.

May 23, 2026

Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

May 22, 2026

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

May 22, 2026

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

May 22, 2026

If you apply enough sunscreen, the rain simply rolls off.

May 22, 2026

I’m glad it’s not snowing. I can’t imagine shoveling snow in this heat.

May 21, 2026

Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

May 21, 2026

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

May 21, 2026

When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

May 21, 2026

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

May 21, 2026

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

May 21, 2026

There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

May 20, 2026

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

May 20, 2026

All the clouds have come out to play today.

May 19, 2026