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Remember you are dust and, after you send this email, to dust you shall return.

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I’m going to hell in every religion.

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Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

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Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

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When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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When a woman texts you three questions, you should only answer one. She will love that.

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Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

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If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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Sorry, I’m poor, I can’t afford to pay attention.

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Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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Share →: If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

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That moment you realize snacks are your true love language 🥨❤️🍫
1 week ago
Share →: I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

Commentary:
"Certified Grouchy Expert: Earning this title took blood, sweat, and idiots. 😂👵💪 #ProfessionalCrab"
2 months ago
Share →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

Commentary:
"Achieving spiritual enlightenment one shopping spree at a time! 🛍️🧘‍♂️😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

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When your inner boss finally approves your emotional complaints 😂🗣️💼
2 months ago
Share →: Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic 'Mother’s Day breakfast surprise'—where the surprise is that she still has to make it! 😅🍳🌷"
2 months ago
Share →: No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Commentary:
"Fueling my workout with the power of past regrets and questionable life choices! 😂💪 #FlashbackFitness"

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Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

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Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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Do I work hard? No. But do I work smart to compensate. Absolutely not.

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Making waves on WeChat:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Going viral on X:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Seen just now on Telegram:

There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.

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My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If you watch soccer backwards, it’s about 11 sad and 11 happy men who nag each other until they get along eventually.

Making waves on Twitch:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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Hearing my voice in recording makes me wanna apologize to every person I talked to.

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I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

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I’ve done literally nothing all day, except feel guilty about doing nothing all day.

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If humanity is so smart, how come it took thousands of years after the wheel was invented for someone to put them on a suitcase?

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.

You know what brought my home value up? Not having an angry man in it.

Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

Caught a belt loop on a door handle and got yanked back with such force that my audio is no longer in sync with my actions.

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Someone asked me if I had plans for the fall. It took me a moment to realize they meant “Autumn,” not the collapse of civilization.

Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

I was so locked in, to the point where we were tongue-kissing with morning breath.

I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

Changing your mind is an underrated activity.

I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

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