Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

Part of fatherhood is becoming an expert in some obscure topic and teaching it to your children who stopped listening 30 minutes ago.

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Ah, the intricate art of dad lecturing – where enthusiasm meets obliviousness in a battle of wills! 🤓👧👦 Stay strong, dads, your wisdom may fall on deaf ears now, but one day they’ll appreciate your niche expertise… maybe. 😉📚 #MasterOfDadJokes

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