People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my social life is just a sitcom without a script! π€·ββοΈπβ¨ Related funny posts π Bluesky honestly feels like a miracle where you take the most annoying people in the world and stick them in a broken elevator together. My wife screamed βyou havenβt listened to a single word Iβve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved. I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor. Listen to the birds, not the news.