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  • Is everything expensive or am I just poor?
  • The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
  • Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.
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  • Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
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