Commentary:
"If only we could donate our lost pounds to our frenemies, we'd all be lining up for that weight loss challenge! Just imagine the satisfaction of seeing that person struggling with our unwanted weight while we strut our stuff feeling lighter and revenge-slimmed."
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- You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.
