I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

I wanna date someone cuter than me, but sadly I am the cutest.

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“Looking for someone cuter? Sorry, you’ve hit the cuteness jackpot with yourself! 😏🌟 #SelfLoveGoals #CutenessOverload”

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