Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm immune to fear but totally vulnerable to frosting š°š Related funny posts š¤ Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it. Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake. I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate. People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch! I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.