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Funny persuasion quotes

I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Please don’t use fear to manipulate me. Much more effective to use cake.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

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