Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint… Commentary:"Sorry, no threesomes here! If I wanted to let two people down, I'd just have dinner with my parents instead. 🤷♂️🚫 #ParentalDisappointmentWins" Related Funny Posts 🤝 So many people to disappoint, so little time. Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow. You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood. Sometimes I just want a man to talk to me in the same voice he uses to talk to his dog. I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?
