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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

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Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.