If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym...

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“Oh, the sound of satisfaction would be music to our ears! 🏋️‍♂️💪😂 Who needs a personal trainer when you’ve got a bedroom enthusiast pushing you to new ‘personal bests’?”

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