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Funny cotton quotes

In Hell, “Cotton Eye Joe” plays on an eternal loop. The heat and fire are actually pleasant compared to that.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

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