Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When life gives you lemons, just reach for the Diet Coke instead πβ‘οΈπ₯€π«π Related Funny Quotes π€ Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette. Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat? Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid. Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030. Airport security asked me if Iβve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Letβs start with that.