Commentary:
The pimple went from a minor inconvenience to a major life event! 🚨🔴😂
Funny wound quotes
Pouring Diet Coke directly into my gunshot wound.
Commentary:
When life gives you lemons, just reach for the Diet Coke instead 🍋➡️🥤🔫😅
I admire how time manages to quickly heal wounds but takes forever to remove awkward tan lines.
Commentary:
Time's got a PhD in healing but skips sunscreen class 🤔😂☀️
time heals all wounds.” Wrong! Time is chasing me with a knife.
Commentary:
Running from time like it's auditioning for a horror movie villain role! 🕒🔪😂