Men be like, “You’ve been different ever since I disrespected you.”

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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Will someone please make me drink some water and limit my screen time?

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

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My wife has the worst taste in men.

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I’m at the stage in life where I stay out of arguments. Even if you say 1+1=5, you’re right. Have fun.