Men be like, βYouβve been different ever since I disrespected you.β Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Must be that pesky self-respect upgrade kicking in ππββοΈπ§ Related funny posts π€ If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer. Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when youβre about to wash them. If I ever say βwith all due respectβ, please understand that there is none. βYouβre so quick to cut someone off!β God forbid a girl actually has self-respect. I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.