Trendy Funny Quotes

  • There should be a Mad Max movie that reveals the world outside Australia has actually remained pretty normal.
  • At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.
  • If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.
  • Could a mosquito drink blood out of a cup or something or are they legally required to Capri Sun my legs all summer?
  • I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.
  • I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.