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"Getting your kids ready for the cutthroat world of social media one fridge magnet at a time! 😂🎨💻 Remember, nothing toughens 'em up like a little constructive criticism before snack time! 😜 #Parenting101"

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49 shares on X this month:

I love the smell of freshly brewed delusions in the morning.

96 shares on Twitch this month:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

20 shares on Instagram this month:

Some people are like ads, just skip.

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

47 shares on Discord this month:

Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.

43 shares on Threads this month:

I’m not sure what everyone at my coworking space does for work, but I’m pretty sure one guy’s job is chewing.

42 shares on Threads this month:

Bro, you’re not allowed anymore to have your tongue drop out of your mouth and form a stair case when you see my wife.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I know I’m almost 40 because I had a few drinks last night and woke up this morning thinking: Oh no I bought so many socks online last night.

91 shares on Discord this month:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

38 shares on Twitch this month:

People who get 0-5 likes at max and still tweet all the time… What’s your secret?

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I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

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As I get older, I’m understanding why everything needs to be done before 12 p.m.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

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It’s interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid, but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dog’s chart at the vet says “must be picked up, won’t walk”.

Trending via TikTok:

Baby, no job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

Trending via Slack:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Spotted on Messenger:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

I’ll never be badass enough to walk around chewing on a toothpick.

My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Why do chefs always have to cut everything so fast? It’s just an onion man, why don’t you relax?

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