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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

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The guy who drills the holes so you can assemble IKEA furniture is clearly having problems at home.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

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Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other.

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Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

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My favorite thing to do when I see people I know in public is to pretend I didn’t.

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My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

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Social media has dragged humans back into Plato’s cave, and chained them there.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

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Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

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Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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“Stop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

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I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

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Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex.

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“I’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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Dear algo, please only show this post to benevolent aliens.

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Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

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Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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When I turned into the harbor of marriage, I didn’t know that a warship was anchored there.

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

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“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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