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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

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After my death, I’ll be very busy. The list of people to whom I want to appear as a ghost is getting longer every day.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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A Bug’s Life” (1998) radicalized me.

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The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

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Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

42 shares on Slack this month:

I swear some songs have background noises of your mum shouting your name from downstairs.

25 shares on X this month:

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

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My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

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Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.

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My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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He doesn’t realize it yet, but this Saturday, I’ll be asking him to untangle 400 feet of Christmas lights.

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Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

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I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

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Pluck a single eyebrow hair in 1994, and it never grows back. Pluck a single chin hair today, and it’s back with five friends by 6 p.m.

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Why do fish stink so much even though they bathe their whole lives?

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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Damn, all this overthinking and I still be making dumb decisions.

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Starting to think business is standing on me.

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Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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Due to personal reasons, I won’t be dropping it like it’s hot anymore.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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Relationship status: my sex robot filed a restraining order.

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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Eventually, kids get old enough to see which parent was the problem.

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Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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