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Relationship status: he escaped.

Commentary:
"Relationship status: he escaped 🏃‍♂️ Maybe I should start using handcuffs instead of just tying knots in the relationship 🤣 #RunawayLover"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged break up, dating, escape, humor, love, relationship, single, status on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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