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Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

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Looks like Santa's workshop is powered by magic and cookies, not batteries! 🎅🍪 Don't worry, folks, your toys may not come with batteries, but they do come with an extra sprinkle of holiday cheer! 🎁🎄 #PoweredByChristmasMagic

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged battery, Christmas, gift, holiday, humor, reason, remember, Santa, unknown, unknown reason on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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