Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRemember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears. Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke. Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary. Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. Asking Santa Claus for nudes.