Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream.
  • Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?
  • The only way the climate is going to change is if it first admits it has a problem, there’s really nothing we can do.
  • All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.
  • Some people are like clouds. When they go away it’s much better.
  • I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?