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A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

Commentary:
"A micromanager is like a gardener who trims away all the flowers and wonders why the garden looks bare 🌸🌿 Don't be surprised if your top talent decides to take a stroll to a more welcoming garden! 🚶‍♂️💼"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged away, humor, management, micromanager, pay, someone, talent, top, walk, watch, workplace on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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