13 funny unknown quotes - Wordgag

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

May 21, 2026

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

May 21, 2026

Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesn’t make batteries.

May 20, 2026

Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

Apr 1, 2026

Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

Apr 1, 2026

Imagine having a negative opinion of me, and I have no idea who you are.

Mar 31, 2026

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Mar 31, 2026

How do I get someone to unknow me? I no longer want to be known by these people.

Mar 30, 2026

No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

Mar 30, 2026

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Mar 30, 2026

Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

Mar 30, 2026

She calls me Anthony Bourdain because I eat her parts unknown, no reservations.

Mar 29, 2026

The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

Mar 26, 2026