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Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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Trying to outrun your own smoke cloud must be the ultimate cardio challenge! 🚬🏃‍♂️💨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged contradiction, fitness, humor, need, pick, runner, side, smoke, smoking on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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