I hope one day I will sleep before midnight like normal humans do. Every day I sleep tomorrow, even yesterday I slept today. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm starting to think my sleep schedule is trying to time travel without me! β°ππ΄ Related funny posts π€ I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up. The whole βread before you go to bed to get sleepyβ thing does not apply to me because I will be up till 5 a.m. if the book is worth it. If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind. Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today. As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.