Salt is just angry sugar. Commentary:"Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! 🧘♂️🎶🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me” Life hack: you don’t need salt if you just cry into your dinner. Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime. To the tune of ‘Everybody Dance Now’: Himalayan Sea Salt You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.