Salt is just angry sugar. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Someone needs to give salt a yoga mat and a calming playlist! π§ββοΈπΆπ€£" Related funny posts π I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing. I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. To the tune of βEverybody Dance Nowβ: Himalayan Sea Salt My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position. You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising.