You never realize how long a minute is until you’re exercising. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Time warp alert! 🕒 Who knew a minute could stretch longer than a yoga mat? 😂🧘♂️ Related funny posts 🤝 I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing. You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio. I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately. I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. Washing machine minutes are not the same as regular minutes.