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- Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.
- Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.
- Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!
- Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.
- I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.