Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Commentary:
“Sex without love is like eating a cupcake without icing – still delicious, just missing that extra sweet touch! 😜💕 Who needs love when you’ve got some good ol’ fun, am I right?”

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