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"Ah, the dollar store dilemma – feeling like a baller with a dollar but also a pauper with a purse full of singles. 💰😅 Who knew that so much financial rollercoaster could be packed within those aisles of surprises!"

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If you wanna make someone cry, just show them the earliest year they can retire.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

70 shares on Slack this month:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

69 shares on Threads this month:

Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

Venting to ChatGPT is crazy, y’all turning schizophrenic.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

47 shares on Telegram this month:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Missed garbage day today, if you’re looking for a bad boy that doesn’t play by the rules.

54 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Blowing over it is also dusting.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

Spotify Wrapped has a special talent for pulling up an artist I’ve literally never heard of and telling me I actually listen to them 2,000 times per day.

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You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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Hey, are you an aurora borealis or why am I waiting in vain for you to appear?

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Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has “file not found” written all over their face.

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Ummmm, no, I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source.

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We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

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On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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Making waves on Twitch:

We need a word for that weird feeling you get when you learn what a podcaster looks like.

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It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.

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My goal is to do one thing each day that could prevent me from being elected to political office.

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Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

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If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Making waves on TikTok:

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Freshly posted on Slack:

I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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