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"Ah, the dollar store dilemma – feeling like a baller with a dollar but also a pauper with a purse full of singles. 💰😅 Who knew that so much financial rollercoaster could be packed within those aisles of surprises!"

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Doing nothing is very hard to do. You never know when you’re finished.

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On a first date, saying “agree to disagree” every time they share anything about themselves.

60 shares on Discord this month:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

29 shares on Slack this month:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

50 shares on Discord this month:

Introducing WifeChat™, the app where you talk to your wife.

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A good audiobook will have you inventing chores to do.

54 shares on WeChat this month:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

81 shares on Threads this month:

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

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Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

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Having Twitter is just like reading the newspaper, except the newspaper is on fire and all the writers hate you.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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They should make a drug that recreates the feeling of having your number called earlier than expected.

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Sometimes I’m out in public and I have to look down real quick to make sure I remembered to put on pants.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

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Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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Once you are able to find humor in any situation, you’ve either reached enlightenment or you’re just a little unhinged.

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

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Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

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Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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I woke up alive again.

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Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

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Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Brother: What are you bringing to Thanksgiving dinner? Me: Wine and unresolved issues. They pair nicely.

Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

My boyfriend just said “I encourage you to try all things” to our cat who was licking up Buffalo sauce.

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

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