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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Commentary:
"Who knew less fabric could cost more?! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ’ธ But hey, when in doubt, just remember: short on price, long on style! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘– #FashionMath"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged clothing, comparison, economics, fashion, humor, pants, price, shorts, should on Jan 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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