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Not a fan of frozen pizza. Too cold, in my opinion.

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The Recipe for Disaster in me, recognizes the Appetite for Destruction in you.

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Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

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I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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Viewing everyone’s stories like the morning paper.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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I was born in the right generation. I love bedrotting and scrolling through Twitter all day.

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I need to have a ginger ale about this.

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Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

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You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Whoever invented the gender reveal party needs to be launched into the sun.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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If I wore a mood ring, it would probably explode immediately.

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I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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Why have abs when you can have kebabs?

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

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“I thought it might be nice to go around the room and have everyone introduce themselves, including a fun fact.” You thought wrong.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

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Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

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I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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No one talks about the horrific event of meeting someone who is exactly your type.

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Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?

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They said don’t try this at home, so I’m coming over to your place.

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Girl math is deactivating social media accounts to avoid only one person.

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Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

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Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

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It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

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Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

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Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes.

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Born to hate people. Somehow ended up in customer service.

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Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

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Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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At the age where a big break could mean either my career or a hip.

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We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

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Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Keep the laugh going 😂

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

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