Shorts should be half the price of pants. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who knew less fabric could cost more?! 😂🩳💸 But hey, when in doubt, just remember: short on price, long on style! 😎👖 #FashionMath" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like. I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now. All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough. No one is excited to see me in shorts except mosquitoes. Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?
