Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.
- I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.
- I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.
- The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.
- I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.
