Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.
  • I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.
  • Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
  • Me to alien: I, too, try to live among people undetected.
  • That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.
  • Please no requests for a threesome. If I want to disappoint two people at the same time, I’ll visit my parents.