Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay! Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a sleigh ride through drama town! π¨ππ#SingleAndReadyToMingle Related funny posts π€ Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower? Iβm a single issue voter. Iβm single and itβs an issue. I am single, please disturb me! If I had a bf, Iβd be a gf. Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this donβt happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, thatβs all that happens in small towns.