Single for Christmas, but at least I won’t be buying presents for a liar. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:At least Santa won't need a receipt from me this year! π ππ Related funny posts π€ Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary. βIβm at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.β Dear Santa, Iβve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, Iβll buy my own stuff. Dear Santa, Money! Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.