Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Wow, I guess someone's expecting a Titanic love story in about 25 years! 🚢😂👶 Related funny posts 😂 “Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made. I totally get why Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to save the environment for future generations. They could be his girlfriend. Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five. “23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.