You can tell youβre getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the ears have taken over as the new hair hotspots! π§βπ¦²πβοΈ Related funny posts π€ Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears. My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head. There’s an epidemic of people just staring at their phones in their parked cars. The Princess and the Pea, except itβs a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day. Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.