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After a 6-hour research session, we're officially qualified judges… of absolutely nothing! 👩⚖️🤷♀️🕵️♂️
15 Funny gossip quotes
TMZ will find out you’re dead before you do.
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Gone so soon that TMZ already booked an interview with my ghost 👻📸😅
Don’t be boring. Create the gossip you would like to hear.
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Spice it up or it never happened! 😜💥🕵️♀️
We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.
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Oh no, they're plotting your fabulousness again! 😎✨🙌
Being able to notice that a celebrity unfollowed another celebrity is some seriously jobless behaviour.
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When your detective skills are top-notch, but your job application says "unemployed" 🕵️♀️📱🤣
You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.
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Is this why my voicemail has been renamed to 'Missed Drama Collection'? 😂📞💬
Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.
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Wow, I guess someone's expecting a Titanic love story in about 25 years! 🚢😂👶
The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.
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"At this point, I'm just waiting for it to come with a monthly bill and customer support! 📡😂"
Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.
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"Ah, the lost art of in-person meetings – where bagels are the unspoken currency and gossip flows like a never-ending stream of office drama 💬🥯 Who knew an hour-long chat could have saved us from inbox overload! #BringBackBagelMeetings"
Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.
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🇫🇷 Ah, the universal gossiping language: French! These women clearly underestimated the multilingual powers of our not-so-dumb American friend here. 😏 Who knew being underestimated could be so entertaining? C'est la vie! 💁♀️