Someone needs to press pause on this weekend. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I wish my weekend came with a remote control… 🛋️⏸️📺 Related funny posts 🤝 Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working. Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready. They should invent weekends that are long-lasting. The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst. My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.