Commentary:
In your 20s, the real family drama is deciding whether it's Tony Soprano or laundry day that gets your attention first 📺🧺 #Priorities
Funny press quotes
If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.
Commentary:
When life puts you on expert mode, but you can't find the 'save game' option 🤪🎮🔄
Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.
Commentary:
When you realize your dog has a self-destruct mode 😂💥🐕
So I got a call from a telemarketer, and he said he couldn’t understand me. I told him, “Press 1 for English.”
Commentary:
When life gives you telemarketers, give them a taste of their own menu! 🤣☎️ Press 1 for a good laugh!
Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send.
Commentary:
"Just realized I'm the plot twist in my own story! 📚🤪✉️"
The part right before bench pressing when you’re laying down but not lifting is so good.
Commentary:
"Ah yes, the calm before the lift storm – where dreams of gains float above, and the only burn you feel is from the stares of fellow gym-goers wondering when you'll actually start lifting. 💪😂 #ProcrastinatingLikeAPro"
Ever been in the car with someone who drives so fast that you press your imaginary brakes on the passenger side?
Commentary:
Sounds like my foot's been getting quite the workout! 🚗💨🦶😅
Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.
Commentary:
I wish my weekend came with a remote control… 🛋️⏸️📺